Johnny and Reinhardt cover for Brad's shitty internet by commenting on articles posted by listeners in our Facebook group, ranging from Jews being descended from Neanderthals, young blood transfusions, to orangutan prostitutes. Did Jeffrey Epstein break his own neck? Did Attorney General Barr's father write child rape porn? Why did Israel try to put bears on the moon? Does Natty Light Hard Seltzer taste better than White Claw? Check into the asylum and see, tonight on the Paranornies!

With: Johnny Monoxide, Reinhardt Von Krieger, Bradshaw Wilson (sort of)

Music break: Who Only Europe Know, by ROME

Creepypasta: I Remember, read by Johnny Monoxide

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